So here’s a thanks to those bold gay dudes who bother giving out compliments. It is, in all honesty, refreshing to know that there is someone eyeing you that has the balls to say something about it, even if they have balls and you’re just not into the homosexual persuasion. We don’t receive consistent and ensuring commentary on our appearance unless we’re seen sloppy or we drastically change something about our style. Generally speaking, women don’t bother giving me any obvious signals of overt attraction that compliment our demeanor, style, and physical aesthetics unless they are friends or girlfriends. “I can speak for many men when I say this: It is, in all honesty, refreshing to know that there is someone eyeing you that has the balls to say something about it. If you ever feel uncomfortable at a bar, tell or signal someone, please.”ġ3. One he was freed, he popped open the passenger door and said ‘get in the car.’ I said ‘No thanks’ and he repeated, louder ‘Get in the car.’ I said ‘no’ and started walking back to the bar, when he jumped out and pointed to the open door, screaming ‘GET IN THE CAR!’ I stopped and said nothing, but started thinking of what to do if he took a step closer to me. On leaving, he said his car was blocked in so I helped direct him out of the spot. I politely refused his offer to buy a round. He drank a lot, but was a pretty big guy. It was very obvious he was gay, (I’m a straight male) but we had a good time talking about stuff and passing the time. “I was drinking alone and the guy sat down near me and started up a conversation. Still, I was crazy flattered and felt extra confident for a few days.” I declined, as I didn’t want to contact the guy just to reject him.
The gist was ‘I like your belly and beard, let’s get coffee.’Įveryone wanted me to call, just to see what would happen. One of our regulars found the posting and brought it in to show us. He had come into the pharmacy I worked at. “Years ago I had a Craigslist Chicago Missed Connections written about me by another dude. I was crazy flattered and felt extra confident for a few days. “A gentleman at a local Pride parade I went to stopped when he saw me and said, ‘Oh, my…now there’s a beautiful man.’ I grinned, thanked him, and walked on.”ġ1. His normal phrasing was ‘You tired of that stank pussy yet?’ Good times.”ġ0. He proceeded to return to my restaurant every week for the next 3 months to ask if I were ready yet. His own demand was ‘If I give you this, I better fucking get some.’ Tried to back out of the situation by explaining I was straight, in a relationship, and the whole thing was a bad joke. The one and only time I tried this the guy had a hundred in my face within 0.05 seconds of the proposition. Another server suggested anytime a guy asks to exchange numbers to demand it be written on a $100 bill. As the only straight man that served the night shift (9pm-7am) this happened a lot. One example I was a server at what is fondly referred to as the ‘GayHop’ which is an IHOP located adjacent to the Boys Town neighborhood of Chicago. “Awkwardly (this applied to both sexes btw). Sorry.’ Always flattering and I don’t mind sitting and chatting afterwards.”ĩ. Basically, unless someone flat out asks me ‘hey, wanna date?’ I’m far too slow to pick up hints.īut if they do ask and I get it: ‘um, thanks…that’s really nice but I’m straight. “With the same total lack of awareness as when a man flirts with me. “My mom always told me, ‘you don’t have to go to the party, but it’s nice to be invited.’ It’s stuck with me and taught me about acceptance.”
You don’t have to go to the party, but it’s nice to be invited. I take it back, considering the number of girls who’ve led me on, it feels good to do it to someone else.”ħ.
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Plus it feels nice to actually be pursued.
But flirting is fun and this way it’s pretty low pressure for me since I never have to worry about them seeing my penis. I guess I feel bad that I might be leading someone on. If that’s you please take a course about sexual harassment because you are a shit person.” “Not a problem until you meet one of those ‘you’re only straight because you haven’t tried it’ types. Not a problem until you meet one of those ‘you’re only straight because you haven’t tried it’ types. It’s not a big deal, just let them know you don’t swing that way and respect them for the confidence it took to approach you.” “Honestly flattered, feel like a hot piece of ass. Gay men have ridiculously high standards and the fact that they think they can make a lover out of this Sasquatch is adorable.” The fact that they think they can make a lover out of this Sasquatch is adorable.
“ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED that someone would lower their standards to such a repulsively low bar.”Ģ.